SFOR Fantasy Draft, Part 4: Kieran’s Ultimate Sci-Fi Crew

There's something out there, waiting for us. And it aint no tribble.

Kieran’s crew:

Leader: James T. Kirk (Star Trek; drafted 1st overall)

Barrel-chested (corset assisted); solves problems with his fists; dramatic poise; ladies man.

Engineer: Doc Brown (Back to the Future; drafted 3rd in category)

Easily excitable; Libyan connections; sweet ride; gigawatts.

Healer: Hannibal Chew (Blade Runner: drafted 3rd in category)

Doesnt mind the cold; nice furs; best eyeballs in the business.

Badass: Billy (Predator; drafted 4th in category)

Native American; deep voice; embraces pain (possibly too much).

Robot: ED-209 (Robocop; drafted 1st in category)

Perfect for security (unless, of course, the ship contains stairs).

Alien: Drac (Enemy Mine; drafted 2nd in category)

Androgonous / asexual reproduction; reptillian; excellent at rolling Rs; Louis Gossett Jr.

Wildcard: Muffit the Daggit (Battlestar Galactica; drafted 4th in category)

“Darn it, Daggit!

Ship: Event Horizon (Event Horizon; drafted 2nd in category)

More psychotic than the rest of the crew put together; looks like a gothic cathedral; nice long corridor for Muffit to run around; no stairs.

What incredible adventures await this rag tag crew of misfits and mercenaries in the cold darkness of space? Can Drac possibly replace Spock in Kirk’s affections? And will Billy and Doc Brown’s blossoming friendship finally result in a spin-off? Only time, dear reader, will tell.

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